Right after me sneezing.
Kevin: “Did you pee? I read it in one of the baby books.”
Me: “Excuse me….” (insert long akward silence/death stare)
Kevin: “It is a pregnant thing, just know if you pee your pants I will still love you.”
Me: “A: No, I did not pee. B: I wouldn’t tell you if I did. and C: I still love you even though you just asked me that.”