Kevin-isms

Right after me sneezing.

Kevin: “Did you pee? I read it in one of the baby books.”

Me: “Excuse me….” (insert long akward silence/death stare)

Kevin: “It is a pregnant thing, just know if you pee your pants I will still love you.”

Me: “A: No, I did not pee. B: I wouldn’t tell you if I did. and C: I still love you even though you just asked me that.”

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