While registering at Babies R Us..
Kevin: “Can I have the scanner?”
Me: “Yes, but don’t register for anything crazy.”
Kevin is now playing with the scanner, he points it at me and starts zapping me with it.
Kevin: “I like you. I am registering for more of you!”
Me: (while leaping away) Don’t! That has radiation!!
Kevin: Did you just leap away from the scanner because of radiation? You are going to be such a good mom. Oh, and I am telling everyone you did that.