Conversation had between Kevin and I while Kevin was sleeping..at around 3am.
Me: Can you pick Maggie up, she is too fat I can’t lift her.
Kevin: Ok, no problem.
(Kevin doesn’t move and goes back to bed)
Me: Kev, she is crying and I can’t get her.
Kevin: I can’t pick Noah up, he hasn’t been born yet, what do you want me to do?
Me: Definitely don’t try to pick Noah up…
Kevin: That doesn’t make any sense.
Me: No kidding.