While getting ready for the day..
Kevin: What is wrong?
Me: I am a frump.
Kevin: No you aren’t. Don’t talk about my wife that way!
Me: I look like Brittney Spears…the bad trashy version.
Kevin: A) you don’t B) as long as you don’t shave your head and start swinging umbrellas at anything we are good.
While out shopping..
Me: I have been looking everywhere for these!
Me: These scalloped white porcelain bowls.
Kevin: You mean the golf ball bowls?
Me: Golf ball bowls?
Kevin: Yeah, look at them – they look like golf balls.
Me: If I call them golf ball bowls can I buy two?
Kevin: As long as when we refer to them we refer to them as golf ball bowls.