Me: Oh no. This can’t be good. Creepy music…red and black fog during the starting credits…
Kevin: Turn the channel, why are you doing this to yourself. You know it is a scary movie.
Me: Maybe it’s not.
(Friday the 13th pops up on the screen)
Kevin: Give me the remote.
Me: Oh God! I hate this, now I feel like Freddy Krueger is in our house!
Kevin: Wrong movie.
Me: No… Friday the 13th is Freddy right?
Kevin: Friday the 13th is Jason. You know, hockey mask, machete.
Me: Oh. I am not scared of him.
Kevin: Oh really? Why is that?
Me: Because I have seen the Jason movies and I would never put myself in the situations that Jason kills people in. I don’t walk around in the woods at night, go to creepy summer camps or go out in canoes by myself. Who goes to a summer camp where people get murdered ALL the time?!
Kevin: But you would put yourself in a situation where Freddy would kill you?
Me: Um, hello! It is called sleep!!!
Kevin: Jason was a real person…Freddy is a monster. Monsters are not real.
Me: It doesn’t matter now, I am scared.