At 3am while feeding Noah..I thought Kevin was awake.
Me: Kev, can you get me a glass of water?
5 minutes pass, still no Kevin, still no water, no noise in the house..
Me: Kevin? Are you alright?
After 5 more minutes of wondering the house (this time with lots of noise) he returns.
Kevin: Here, now you can fix the toilet. (He throws a stick of butter on the bed)
Me: (After pausing to absorb what just happend) Ok…how about you go back to bed before you do anything else pertaining to butter or the toilet.
Me: My thoughts exactly.