Me: I want to put up our tree.
Kevin: Please tell me you are not talking about a Christmas tree.
Me: What other kind of tree would I put up?
Kevin: I don’t know I was being hopeful that maybe you found a ficus tree or something.
Me: How do you even know what a ficus tree is and don’t be a Grinch!
Kevin: It is the first week of November…take it easy. Christmas is two months away.
Me: It is less than 60 days away! That is less than 60 days to ENJOY our tree! For Noah to enjoy his FIRST Christmas tree!
Kevin: Guilting me over Christmas…really?
Me: Christmas guilt is different than regular guilt, it is ok when used to spread cheer.
Kevin: It isn’t even Thankgiving yet.
Me: November is the month of thanks and I am thankful for Christmas! Don’t fight this you know I am going to win.
Kevin: No, in fact I know you won’t win.
Kevin: Because our Christmas tree is in the basement cellar..you won’t even go in the basement..that tree isn’t going up until I get it. I can wait as long as I want to get the tree.
Me: I will just buy a new tree from Target. And the tree we just bought last year can be our cellar Christmas tree.
Kevin: Fine, I know your love of Target and Christmas combined will conquer me. I will get it this weekend.