Me: We need to go through our clothes we have WAY too much stuff. In reality we wear like 5 things out of all of our clothes.
Kevin: Yeah. I don’t fit most of my clothes thanks to this daddy growth spurt.
Me: That is my problem!
Me: My “mommy growth spurt”! I go upstairs trash bag in hand ready to dominate the clothes pile and I throw something in the donate bag and think I am on a roll..then I find a shirt I got on clearance that should be like a million dollars that I don’t fit and I think ok…I will keep this for when I am super skinny. I get all pumped up and end up not donating ANYTHING and have a huge pile of when I am super skinny clothes. I eat healthy all day and think to myself, “oh, I have got this. I will lose 20 pounds in five days and I will rock that tank top.” Then the next day I crash because I consumed like 200 calories the day before, most of which were from the spaghetti-o’s from Noah’s lunch and I end up eating a cake. Then the next day I go upstairs and have this huge pile of dirty skinny clothes mocking me and cluttering my house and I want to eat even more cake! It is a horrible viscous cycle!
Kevin: Cake is good.
Me: Are you serious? That is what you took away from that?!
Kevin: Well, that and I am happy I am not a woman.