(Note I don’t remember this, this is all according to Kevin)
At 2am the pugs are snoring loudly…
Pugs: (kick off of me, readjust and snore even louder)
Me: Ugh! Make it stop!
Kevin: What is wrong?
Me: The pugs need to evolve that is what is wrong!
Me: Yes. Their flat faces they need to evolve and grow longer faces! The noises and snoring! I can’t sleep!
Kevin: Ok…well how about we put our un-evolved pugs out in the living room and then you can sleep?
Me: No. I love them.
Kevin: Ok, goodnight.
Me: Goodnight. Don’t snore.
Kevin: Love you too.