Pregnant-isims

(Note I don’t remember this, this is all according to Kevin)

At 2am the pugs are snoring loudly…

Me: Shhh!

Pugs: (kick off of me, readjust and snore even louder)

Me: Ugh! Make it stop!

Kevin: What is wrong?

Me: The pugs need to evolve that is what is wrong!

Kevin: Evolve?

Me: Yes. Their flat faces they need to evolve and grow longer faces! The noises and snoring! I can’t sleep!

Kevin: Ok…well how about we put our un-evolved pugs out in the living room and then you can sleep?

Me: No. I love them.

Kevin: Ok, goodnight.

Me: Goodnight. Don’t snore.

Kevin: Love you too.

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