While out shopping at TJ Maxx…
Kevin: Look at this…this pillow is ruined. It is stained or discolored or something.
Me: No…that is an ombre effect.
Kevin: I am supposed to pay $20 on a pillow that looks like I was in charge of doing the laundry…no thanks.
Me: It is trendy.
Kevin: That isn’t what you said when I ruined the towels and all those clothes the last time I did laundry – they all looked just like this!
Me: Well aren’t you crafty.